1. alrights:

    alrights:

    alrights:

    help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

    jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

    help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

    (via hoqvvarts)

     

  2. punch-my-ass:

    bae: babe come over

    me: i cant im in a wheelchair

    bae: im horny

    me: image

    (via hoqvvarts)

     

  3. jaclcfrost:

    a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

    and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

    (via hoqvvarts)

     
  4. calumpayne:

    bitch be grateful

    (via saltedvagina)

     

  5. wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  6. baracknobama:

    i hope manners is the next cool trend

    (Source: baracknobama, via hoqvvarts)

     
  7. crossfitters:

    Beauty and Sexy Fit. Lauren Fisher by Ynot Digital Photography

    (via daretobemotivated)

     
  8. kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    Note this plis mf

    (via schoolfact)

     
  9. kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    (via schoolfact)

     

  10. dampsandwich:

    if u smell good, we cool

    But its damp

    (via sextnoise)

     

  11. dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

    aglassofgleeblesplease:

    deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

    do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

    image

    WHAT THE FUCK

    (via hornosapien)

     

  12. do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

    (Source: cornerofyourmum, via hotboyproblems)

     
  13. kissmeok:

    ♡Love/Couples♡

    (Source: weheartit.com, via schoolfact)

     
  14. pretty-young-style:

    beyoung1990:

    Dance With Me

     
  15. plasticbagvevo:

    clictator:

    It’s a metaphor

    what would happen if you lit one

    (via 420emoji)