1. alrights:



    help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

    jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

    help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

    (via hoqvvarts)


  2. punch-my-ass:

    bae: babe come over

    me: i cant im in a wheelchair

    bae: im horny

    me: image

    (via hoqvvarts)


  3. jaclcfrost:

    a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

    and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

    (via hoqvvarts)

  4. calumpayne:

    bitch be grateful

    (via saltedvagina)


  5. wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)


  6. baracknobama:

    i hope manners is the next cool trend

    (Source: baracknobama, via hoqvvarts)

  7. crossfitters:

    Beauty and Sexy Fit. Lauren Fisher by Ynot Digital Photography

    (via daretobemotivated)

  8. kissmeok:


    Note this plis mf

    (via schoolfact)

  9. kissmeok:


    (via schoolfact)


  10. dampsandwich:

    if u smell good, we cool

    But its damp

    (via sextnoise)


  11. dont-touch-mysammywinchester:



    do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid



    (via hornosapien)


  12. do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

    (Source: cornerofyourmum, via hotboyproblems)

  13. kissmeok:


    (Source: weheartit.com, via schoolfact)

  14. pretty-young-style:


    Dance With Me

  15. plasticbagvevo:


    It’s a metaphor

    what would happen if you lit one

    (via 420emoji)